February 2013
morningsuns:
If my jokes offend you:
I’m sorry
It won’t happen again
1 & 2 are lies
You’re a pussy
“Date yourself. Take yourself out to eat. Don’t share your popcorn at the movies...”
– (via shetakesflight)
I just found a tumblr page that is all boobs… I’m slick excited
Meetings that last three hours
apobro:
When someone asks you "Haven't you read the bylaws...
apobro:
jonnovstheinternet:
In Romania they have box Vodka.
It’s 37.5% and it comes with a fucking straw.
Wow
