morningsuns: If my jokes offend you: I’m sorry It won’t happen again 1 & 2 are lies You’re a pussy
Date yourself. Take yourself out to eat. Don’t share your popcorn at the movies...– (via shetakesflight)
I just found a tumblr page that is all boobs… I’m slick excited
Meetings that last three hours
When someone asks you "Haven't you read the bylaws...
jonnovstheinternet: In Romania they have box Vodka. It’s 37.5% and it comes with a fucking straw. Wow